i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
guys guys in the flesh is amazing you all need to go watch it right now
Fun fact: If you like a “natural” looking girl, chances are she’s still wearing make-up.
Fun fact #2: If you try to police girls’ bodies by telling them they’re not beautiful/”real women” unless they meet your personal tastes you are actually a piece of shit.
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.